bob's definitions

mop

a thing which you use to clean up liquid spills

i just spilled my milk...better get the mop

by bob March 14, 2005

fladonkadonk

the art of whipping out your dong, aiming precisely, and smacking someone across the face with it

"I fladonkadonked your mother and she really liked it."

by Bob February 26, 2005

Dick Suck

A spectacular thrust to the pelvic Area with a Balls on your chin force.

A black Guy and a Mud Shark

by Bob July 21, 2003

Ildo

The term used to describe sticking a male penis between ones legs to create the illusion of a female vagina(mangina).

"Hey mum, look at my ildo! i look like a bitch!"

by bob March 19, 2003

loq

laugh out quietly

LOQ, the guy who invented LOQ must be gay

by bob November 13, 2003

eat branch

Another way of saying "blow job" or "giving head" or "suck dick" to give felatio.

I'm hanging out with this wicked pig tonight, She BETTER fuckin' eat branch.

by Bob September 16, 2005

Tossers Twitch

A nervous twitch suffered by wankers who are just about to spurt their jizz

A first time wanker who has not yet used his cock to feel the inside of a womans mouth, ass or pussy

by Bob March 26, 2005