bob's definitions

Mud Pie

When you crap in your pants, then remove them. You proceed to tell your loved one to close their eyes. Then you proceed to slap her in the face with the excrement ladened under garments.

I gave your mom a mud pie.

by Bob February 20, 2005

low

opposite of high (not even buzzed)

WHOOPP!! HEY LETS GO STREAKIN!!!

naw man, give it some time,
im still low...

by bob March 5, 2004

Fo shizzle my nizzle

used to express feelings of concurence meaning sure my nigga.

person1: whaz up nigga?
person 2: nuttin dogg.
person1:u wanna go smoke a jizzle?
person2: fo shizzle my nizzle.

by bob April 16, 2005

faith of the heart

a requirement before attempting intergalactic travel

i've got faith of the heart.

by bob April 29, 2006

trendy

someone who persists in following the present fashion also known as sheep. many are gay and have no friends. a trendy is easy to spot as they have blue faces cos thier tight trousers stop them from breathing and thier turn ups are so huge you can do your washing in them. trendies or townies commonly hang around in shops like the body shop and have a queer laugh like uh huh huh huhuhuhuhuuhugh.

trendies are unmissable. they all dress the same and the odds are low that you wont see at least 5 thousand on your way home

by bob December 1, 2003

jabip

(n) A way to mock someone without them understanding

Jabip! (Points at someone)

by Bob February 3, 2005

mongoose

A ferocious beastly animal who wanders the jungles and riverbanks in search of inferior animals to devour.

Dude that Mongoose ate my dog.

by Bob July 24, 2003