The simpsons

A show that used to be inventive and funny until 2000 when matt groening(quote) "wanted to make it faster and funnier" which ruined the show and turned it into a family guy clone.

source of quote: Simpsons dvd.

example:

guy1:dude did you see the old episode of The simpsons?

guy2: YEAH IT RULED!!!

guy1:Did you see the new episode?

guy2:Yeah, It sucked.

by bob November 26, 2003

mary john

weed mixed with crack to make an exellent combo, the mary john

shit man i totally smoked 45 mary johns last night and was toked out of my minddddddddd and woke up with 1 sock and a bonner...

by bob May 13, 2005

marketa

A beautiful brunette capable of seducing any young man she can. She's down with J.C. and had four beautiful best friends.

The marketa walked down to street and four guys kissed her feet.

by Bob April 22, 2005

Wankbat

1.Someone who is about to wank off !!
2. Nonsecical term used on b3ta.com

Sam"Wheres fred"?
George "where do you think that twat is hes off giving himself a wankbat"
Sam "bloody hell"!

by bob January 05, 2004

try hard

Charley Xia

Stop Trying so HARD

by bob April 07, 2003

shortass

A short ass.

Scottie

by Bob May 24, 2003

Adio

A dildo for the anus. Some are stationary while others come with moving parts for more anal pleasure.

Wow, when he stuck that Adio in my ass..WOW!

by Bob May 18, 2003