barney's definitions

toilet perfectionist

Someone who spends more time cleaning the toilet and making it perfect for themselves than actually being on the toilet

You are such a toilet perfectionist

by Barney July 7, 2016

Biffa

A commonly used insult from a man to an extremely ugly/unatractive girl.

Mostly used on drunken nights out!

"Oh my god, that girl is an absolute biffa!"

by Barney September 29, 2003

Motherflower

A word used to replace Motherfucker. Used mainly by Mexicans that cannot speak English.

What's up Motherflower?

by Barney December 11, 2004

fog

related to fob but directed at puns hindus and other brown people. literally means "Fresh off the Goat".

"EW! Look at that fog with all that curry!"

by barney December 12, 2004

ASHTON KUTCHER

A lil queer ass. His biggest claim to fame is ( that 70s show ) and being with The now 40 somthing Demi Moore, what does she want with a 25 yr old dufus like him? Ashton Kutcher is a jack ass and he is funny lookin. He is also on the show punkd and hangs out with britney spears.

Ashton Kutcher the 25 yr old who acts like a kid.

by Barney February 27, 2005

prison

any secondary or high school

fitz, jm, larks

by Barney March 9, 2004

Six pack

6 cans or bottles - usually beer or soda.

see also sixer

I started out the night by drinking a six pack.

by Barney March 15, 2004