alex's definitions

simple plan

A great band from Montreal, Canada. They sing about things they know and don't lead fake lives like other bands. They write their own songs, play their own instruments, and are very nice to their fans. Who really cares if you dont like their songs, but just find something else in your pathetic life to do besides bash bands.

Simple Plan is a great band because they do everything for themselves and are very nice.

by Alex May 13, 2005

special ed

a funny as puppet on crank yankers that could kick any of the muppet's asses

yea yea i peed in ur pool i peed in youre pool yea yea

by alex October 29, 2003

carney crack

the excessive amount of sugar that's put on carnival food

I went to the fair last night and the donuts were fully covered in carny crack.

by Alex September 26, 2003

Can't be arsed

Idiom:

To be seriously demotivated.
To be disinclined to get off one's arse.
To be unwilling to do something.

I just can't be arsed

by Alex January 9, 2004

mondo

A word that may be used as either an adjective or a noun.

As an adjective:
Used to describe a person or thing that is extremely flamboyant in nature.

As a noun:
A person that has very feminine qualities. May also be used to describe a variety of squeeze drinks.

Variations:
mondoness, mondolicious

adj.

"That kilt is so mondo!"

noun

Person: "You're such a mondo!"
Drink: "Let me take a sip of that mondo"

by Alex January 7, 2005

noobletoid arthriticatus

the most extreme lvl of a noob on x-box live such as Xenocide321 he=big noob but the word is not only limited to use on x-box live

Wow you dirty noobletoid arhriricatus I cant believe u didnt kill that dude.

by alex February 16, 2005

malaka

Greek word, meaning one who masturbates often, usually 2-5 times a day.

You are a big Malaka!

by Alex May 15, 2004