Definitions by alex
Trump Tower
Trump Tower by Alex November 30, 2016
bundle fucked
A recent development in the Console Wars, when stores make a system availiable for pre-order only when you buy a ridiculously expensive bundle of games and accessories with it.
When I pre-ordered my Xbox 360, I was bundle fucked by the store, they made me pay $2000 for a 360 and 8 copies of Bloodwake
bundle fucked by Alex September 1, 2008
lardass ninja
1. A fat person who refuses to go on a diet and thinks they're cool (when they really aren't).
2. A fat person who believes they have super powers or special abilities (like ninjas) and act like it by leaping around in tight spandex clothing. Note: People can become permanently or temporarily blinded when this action occurs, but it really depends on how much exposure they are subjected to.
2. A fat person who believes they have super powers or special abilities (like ninjas) and act like it by leaping around in tight spandex clothing. Note: People can become permanently or temporarily blinded when this action occurs, but it really depends on how much exposure they are subjected to.
Lardass Ninja: I have supah powah! I will defeat you with my Poke of Doom!
Hank: Gosh you lardass ninja, you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond! Stop it, I'm gonna throw up if you keep doing that! AHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BLEEDING!! *spurt*
Hank: Gosh you lardass ninja, you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond! Stop it, I'm gonna throw up if you keep doing that! AHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BLEEDING!! *spurt*
lardass ninja by Alex September 1, 2008
prep
If you are a prep then you apply to the following:
*Can get away with ANYTHING
*Manages straight A's in all classes by cheating
*Guys wear leather sandals
*Fake bakes!
*Drink till they puke
*All the teachers love them
*Bring alcohol to school and get away with it
*Give fake smiles
*Do stupid shit to get noticed
*Gay ass plad shorts
*Shop at Abercrombie and American Eagle for EVERY sale
*Believe they have talent that everyone knows they don't
*Win class elections
*Standing ovation at graduation
*"popped" collar
*SHALLOW!!!!!!
*Can get away with ANYTHING
*Manages straight A's in all classes by cheating
*Guys wear leather sandals
*Fake bakes!
*Drink till they puke
*All the teachers love them
*Bring alcohol to school and get away with it
*Give fake smiles
*Do stupid shit to get noticed
*Gay ass plad shorts
*Shop at Abercrombie and American Eagle for EVERY sale
*Believe they have talent that everyone knows they don't
*Win class elections
*Standing ovation at graduation
*"popped" collar
*SHALLOW!!!!!!
prep: dude, i like got this fuckin polo at abercrombie. look im poppin the collar! im a pimp now, huh?
normal person: shut up vampire wannabe
normal person: shut up vampire wannabe