Zimbabwe 's definitions

brown kettle

The act of dunking one's scrotum in and out of another person's splayed anus, a relative of teabag and teabagging.

He was rolled back on his neck with his legs around his head, and I stood over him, and we busted out the brown kettle.

Baby, let's do the brown kettle tonight.

by Zimbabwe November 26, 2004

relay race

Another sexual term used only by the most extreme fetishists, a relay race is the act of defecating into another person's anus, then they either defecate back into your anus or into the anus of the next person on down the line.

Jorge and Sheila and I ran a mean relay race the other day.

You better be sure to lay off the beans if you want to be in shape for next week's relay race.

by Zimbabwe November 26, 2004