Definitions by Your dad

Dec 24th 

National small hands day if u have small hands your gay but if u have big hands your in luck your not gay

Hey it’s dec 24th are you gay?

No why
Bc u have small hands ?

Dec 24th by Your dad December 24, 2021

Mulling 

The act of doing nothing and avoiding all natural lighting and being content with it. Basically being a piece of shit all day.

We are hardcore mulling today

Mulling by Your dad August 25, 2015

germany 

bitch, germany did make the world cup.

Germany lost to England 5-1 in the qualifiers. But then they still made it to final, whereas England got their asses whopped early on. And but "asses whopped" I mean a 30 yard chip over the english keep and his gay ponytail.

germany by your dad April 16, 2005

Names That You Don't Want To Have Or Be Called 

A hurtful insult or label put on someone by another person. Also known as name-calling, slander, verbal harassment, or teasing. This can also include a name based on a person's reputation, or dirty parody names.

Rob Banks is a name I wouldn't want to be given by my parents. This makes people think I'm an aspiring criminal.

Names That You Don't Want To Have Or Be Called by Your Dad March 21, 2005

Finger licking

This is a gross habit that people initiate when they are eating. The louder they suck their fingers when they eat, the more horrible and worse it is. There are things to prevent this: see napkin, manners.

If people think childishly sucking on their thumbs or biting their fingernails are nasty and bad habits, then why don't they think the same bout finger licking? What do they all have in common? They all involve fingers in the mouth!!!

Finger licking by Your Dad December 11, 2004

vl_stunna 

One who looks glam from behind but has a face like a dropped meat pie. AKA vl_hessian

Look at that glam, oh fuck she turned around its just vl_hessian

vl_stunna by Your Dad October 3, 2003

dripping wet condom 

a condom that is dripping wet from heavy amounts of sperm, normally frm people like MoonMan

damn moonman stop havin sex with <tool_freak>! he's not a cat

dripping wet condom by your dad July 9, 2003