Definitions by Uncle Dimma
stop blabbering
boy a) Arthur why are wasting your time doing a bachelors Degree at Concordia University?
Arthur: because I don't have the bloody grades to do, lol, anything else and don't know what else to do with my life. At least, unlike you, Max, I am not in trade school and therefore receiving some form of education.
Max: that's what our government actually wants losers like you to think, that they are getting an education. Now listen up, kid: "Stop blabbering about life and the purpose of education and go to trade school, like me; you'll make something out of yourself.
Arthur: because I don't have the bloody grades to do, lol, anything else and don't know what else to do with my life. At least, unlike you, Max, I am not in trade school and therefore receiving some form of education.
Max: that's what our government actually wants losers like you to think, that they are getting an education. Now listen up, kid: "Stop blabbering about life and the purpose of education and go to trade school, like me; you'll make something out of yourself.
stop blabbering by Uncle Dimma May 19, 2012
street-smarts
all the education, business savvy, know how and skills that the person outside outside of the official education system and outside the family setting.
boy one: who do you think Donald Trump is more likely to hire at the end his show The Apprentice, is it someone who is school-smart and possibly Ivy League educated, or someone who has more street-smarts?
boy two: dunno. we'll have to watch until of this season of The Apprentice and find out.
boy two: dunno. we'll have to watch until of this season of The Apprentice and find out.
street-smarts by Uncle Dimma May 19, 2012
pull yourself up by your boot straps
literally referring to what Abraham Lincoln (read a few law books he found in a junk barrel, then became a lawyer and later President of The United States and Booker T Washington (learned to read and write as a black apprentice sailor) actually did, this term means:
to legally work, or rather legally to nigger, one's way up the social ladder of one's society in one's zeitgeist using nothing but one's own blood, sweat, toil, common sense, education and street-smarts
to legally work, or rather legally to nigger, one's way up the social ladder of one's society in one's zeitgeist using nothing but one's own blood, sweat, toil, common sense, education and street-smarts
son: I don't understand how Abraham Lincoln legally achieved what he did. He was born on a bloody farm.
father: Jordan, just stop blabbering and learn the meaning of the phrase to pull yourself up by your boot straps and you'll do just as well. Now good night.
father: Jordan, just stop blabbering and learn the meaning of the phrase to pull yourself up by your boot straps and you'll do just as well. Now good night.
pull yourself up by your boot straps by Uncle Dimma May 18, 2012
better paying job
a job that pays, taxes deducted, more than minimum wage (taxes not deducted yet) in your society in your zeitgeist.
son: I don't like outsourcing, It takes all the good jobs out out of the country to some poor people. All there is left is work at McDonald's.
father: i, as a Martian, have a solution for you, involving a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman and then hopefully open your own construction company. that's what our neighbor did with his life i am hearing.
father: i, as a Martian, have a solution for you, involving a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman and then hopefully open your own construction company. that's what our neighbor did with his life i am hearing.
better paying job by Uncle Dimma May 18, 2012
improve your vocabulary
younger brother: yo Amos, you big bully of a brother, give me your candy. Where the hell did you get anyways?
Amos: Sean, I am giving you three choices. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. one either beat the crap out of you for talking to me like that, two you eat your own cheese, or three, last but not least, you improve your vocabulary. Got that? Now, give me an answer.
Amos: Sean, I am giving you three choices. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. one either beat the crap out of you for talking to me like that, two you eat your own cheese, or three, last but not least, you improve your vocabulary. Got that? Now, give me an answer.
improve your vocabulary by Uncle Dimma May 18, 2012
go back to your cave
a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:
Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I need to nigger at finding a better paying job
Carl: I am on it like a car bonnet but please go back to your cave. I am working on it.
Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I need to nigger at finding a better paying job
Carl: I am on it like a car bonnet but please go back to your cave. I am working on it.
go back to your cave by Uncle Dimma May 18, 2012
where are you going?
person a) is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?
person b): Lol. Where are you going? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for bloody table salt and hydrogen sulfide, by chemical formula is H2SO4 and is one of the main components of acid rain?
person b): Lol. Where are you going? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for bloody table salt and hydrogen sulfide, by chemical formula is H2SO4 and is one of the main components of acid rain?
where are you going? by Uncle Dimma May 17, 2012