Definitions by Uncle Dimma
computer illiterate
a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man 9father) or old lady (mother)
boy: yoohoo, dad, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, well if you don't want to give me my allowance.
father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, cuz I am a computer engineer by profession, please improve your vocabulary and then come back and talk to me comme du monde
father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, cuz I am a computer engineer by profession, please improve your vocabulary and then come back and talk to me comme du monde
computer illiterate by Uncle Dimma November 7, 2012
stupid devil
a term of endearment by parents for, and also to make some small fun of, small silly behaving children who have big ideas, but have no clue, pentoute, as to what they are doing and why.
a small boy starts counting pennies in his piggy bank and asks his parents : is this enough money to pay off a house mortgage?
parents (in unison): no our little silly, stupid devil David.
parents (in unison): no our little silly, stupid devil David.
stupid devil by Uncle Dimma November 7, 2012
comme du monde
a french/Quebec french expression meaning:
a )the way things are done, or are supposed to be done
or b) the way a thing is done by normal and civilized people.
a )the way things are done, or are supposed to be done
or b) the way a thing is done by normal and civilized people.
a small boy comes home and starts shouting at his father: hoo-hoo, old man, help me with my homework immediately.
father: Brandon, young man, I refuse to listen to you like this. kodem koll go take of your coat and boots, then go to your and calm down, then after that come back and talk to me comme du monde and ask nicely for my help and attention.
father: Brandon, young man, I refuse to listen to you like this. kodem koll go take of your coat and boots, then go to your and calm down, then after that come back and talk to me comme du monde and ask nicely for my help and attention.
comme du monde by Uncle Dimma November 7, 2012
silly behaving
said of small children who are engaged in a non-dangerous activity and are not misbehaving morally or otherwise, but nonetheless an engaged in an activity that is considered silly by adults.
a boy comes home, takes his pet hamster out out of its cage, and brings him out into the backyard, and puts said hamster on the grass in the yard. the hampster starts running away.
The boy's mother starts yelling : Peter you silly behaving troglodithe, bring Jerkins ( the hamster) back in immediately. I need to feed him.
Peter: okay, hang on mom, let me go find Jerkins.
The boy's mother starts yelling : Peter you silly behaving troglodithe, bring Jerkins ( the hamster) back in immediately. I need to feed him.
Peter: okay, hang on mom, let me go find Jerkins.
silly behaving by Uncle Dimma November 7, 2012
anger the Pope
verb: (to) rebel against authority (except against the government or the legislative, judicial and executive orders orders of one's society)
N.B: the legislative, judicial and executive orders are specifically excluded from this definition because you do not necesarily go to jail for disobeying your parents or ignoring your boss's orders at work etc.
N.B: the legislative, judicial and executive orders are specifically excluded from this definition because you do not necesarily go to jail for disobeying your parents or ignoring your boss's orders at work etc.
mother: Daniel, go do your homework instead of coming home drunk, bumble-stumbling at the mall or watching porn at Anna's house. For your disobedience, I, for now, take away your privilege to anger the Pope and challenge my authority while you live in my house. Got that?
Daniel: yes, sir (does the military salute).
mother: good. now go do your homework, so I dont have to repeat myself again.
Daniel: yes, sir (does the military salute).
mother: good. now go do your homework, so I dont have to repeat myself again.
anger the Pope by Uncle Dimma November 7, 2012
subjectively meaningless
an activity that is objectively useful to everyone you know, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you.
boy 1) my mother says that smoking Mary Jane is meaningless and fucktarded
boy 2) just ignore your computer illiterate. her opinion is subjectively meaningless, meaningless only according to her, but meaningful to everyone else we know.
boy 2) just ignore your computer illiterate. her opinion is subjectively meaningless, meaningless only according to her, but meaningful to everyone else we know.
subjectively meaningless by Uncle Dimma November 5, 2012
f-sag
mother: son what the beep are you doing, putting scissors in the kitchen plug? is this f-sag?
James : lol it's to impress my physics teacher in elementary school, to show that I know what electricity is.
James : lol it's to impress my physics teacher in elementary school, to show that I know what electricity is.
f-sag by Uncle Dimma November 5, 2012