Definitions by Uncle Dimma
go scratch yourself
father: son your singing sucks. you have potato voice Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.
son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Mussolini i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays. You wont change any aspect of my personality
son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Mussolini i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays. You wont change any aspect of my personality
go scratch yourself by Uncle Dimma December 22, 2012
lol, not exactly
in a question-answer conversation or argument, when the reality is the exact opposite of what is being assumed by the person you are debating with.
boy a) so you a flash-bang with your girlfriend and now what? she's pregnant?
boy b): haha. lol, not exactly. and since since when does every flash-bang adventure have to lead to a troglodithe? or a beautiful disaster?
boy b): haha. lol, not exactly. and since since when does every flash-bang adventure have to lead to a troglodithe? or a beautiful disaster?
lol, not exactly by Uncle Dimma December 19, 2012
the medicine you digest so well lately
mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that, that, whatever, what yumma call it, the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to such a rotten apple
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
the medicine you digest so well lately by Uncle Dimma December 19, 2012
playing Minecraft
doing something subjectively meaningless (based on the Latin phrase damno quod non intelligo, i.e. subjective to everyone, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you).
mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day in playing Minecraft.
Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, or lack thereof, of playing Minecraft, I mean actually physically playing the game, is subjectively meaningless (Adam goes off to help his dad)
Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, or lack thereof, of playing Minecraft, I mean actually physically playing the game, is subjectively meaningless (Adam goes off to help his dad)
playing Minecraft by Uncle Dimma December 18, 2012
bumble-stumbling
verb: (to be) to skip school without a valid reason and to be doing something else other than what you are supposed to be doing in school. This is also called truating in Great Britain
father: Peter, I have rotten eggs for you. Your school principal, Principal Skinner, just called and said you were bumble-stumbling at Cavendish Mall.
Peter: What the hell is it Principal Skinner's vegetable soup where i am during school hours, as long I get my homework done on time. And how in the devil's name did he find out anyways that I was at Cavendish Mall.
father: Roflmao. Walls have eyes and ears. Nah, Lol. he told me he used his spy-glass from his days in the US Navy; besides Cavendish Mall is right across the street from your high school, no?
Peter: What the hell is it Principal Skinner's vegetable soup where i am during school hours, as long I get my homework done on time. And how in the devil's name did he find out anyways that I was at Cavendish Mall.
father: Roflmao. Walls have eyes and ears. Nah, Lol. he told me he used his spy-glass from his days in the US Navy; besides Cavendish Mall is right across the street from your high school, no?
bumble-stumbling by Uncle Dimma December 18, 2012
putting words in the horse's mouth
boy, in an argument with his father:
boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa?
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, something you've learnt to do so well lately. it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on anyways. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.
boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa?
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, something you've learnt to do so well lately. it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on anyways. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.
putting words in the horse's mouth by Uncle Dimma December 15, 2012
an idea with merit
man a) my niece, who lives with me since she ran away from home a few years ago due to my alcoholic of a brother, was accepted to Yale to study biochemistry. however, i can't afford the tuition. what can i do?
man b) i know i sound a bit esoteric, but would you remember the movie Stealing Harvard?
man a) um, yeah, sort of. Why du ask?
man b) I plan on helping your niece by reenacting the scenario from the movie Stealing Harvard.
man a) Are you fucktarded?
man b) no. i think my idea is an idea with merit.
man a) okay, you are entitled to your opinion, but the Unforgiveables don't think so, therefore i don't want to implement your idea.
man b) i know i sound a bit esoteric, but would you remember the movie Stealing Harvard?
man a) um, yeah, sort of. Why du ask?
man b) I plan on helping your niece by reenacting the scenario from the movie Stealing Harvard.
man a) Are you fucktarded?
man b) no. i think my idea is an idea with merit.
man a) okay, you are entitled to your opinion, but the Unforgiveables don't think so, therefore i don't want to implement your idea.
an idea with merit by Uncle Dimma December 14, 2012