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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

social retard 

A person in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons
Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with swag and yolo, it is not flash to be a social retard.
social retard by Uncle Dimma September 30, 2013

cuddledict 

(the words cuddle+addict) : a semi-humorous term, meant to tease, a female who is perceived to be (whether rightly or wrongly) a shy virgin but who is addicted to cuddling and intense pda's.
a girl will, even as an adult, most likely be a cuddledict because she wants to tease you and is playing hard to get, not necessarily because she is virgin.
cuddledict by Uncle Dimma September 30, 2013

landed gentry 

wealthy aristocrats (and/or nobles and/or merchants) living on manors and estates in the countryside and owning slaves (and maybe even state peasants or even serfs)
landed gentry, after mandatory military under Catherine The Great of Russia, retired to their estates to live like hedonist; this is part of the reason Russian society actually regressed to the point of revolution by 1917.
landed gentry by Uncle Dimma September 29, 2013

jagged relationship 

an up-and-down, on-and-off again type of relationship
if you are in a jagged relationship, especially if you are the dominated party, you should be asking yourself whether or not that particular relationship is right, or maybe even harmful, for you.
jagged relationship by Uncle Dimma September 27, 2013
acronym for smartass pathetic arrogant moron
the only place on the net where you can 'publicly' vent your anger by calling your teacher a s.p.a.m is this site- that IMHO should be banned altogether- called ratemyteacher.com
s.p.a.m by Uncle Dimma September 27, 2013
(British English slang):

adj: a jagged person, that is at times hard to get a long with.
even if my dad is not usually spiky, he does become spiky when he feels like pissing me off.
spiky by Uncle Dimma September 27, 2013

hotel room bachelor 

semi humorous, semi offensive): a very messy-by most normal people standards- person.
the neatest person i know literally behaves like a hotel room bachelor when they actually rent a hotel room by themselves during business trips.
hotel room bachelor by Uncle Dimma September 24, 2013