Definitions by Uncle Dimma
ironing board
a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison
b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.
b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for his his crimes at the Boston Marathon of 2013, deserves to be either Mussolini-strung or to die-without his Miranda Rights being read to him- on the ironing board at Fort Leavensworth, Kansas, where they send all people in The United States who are convicted, and sentenced to death for, a capital Federal crime.
ironing board by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2013
idiotager
an idiotager is so named because kids in that age range, (with very few exceptions) nowadays, don't behave like brats anymore- and therefore can't be called bratagers either- but do behave like idiots (BEHAVING LIKE an idiot IS NOT synonymous with BEING an idiot), repeating the mistakes of their parents and previous generations in terms of re-inventing sex, drugs, styles, rock-n-roll.
idiotager by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2013
heavened hell
a humorous term for a marriage theorhetically 'made in heaven' but one that ends in divorce after less than 5 years.
in Hollywood any marriage that is not a heavened hell is actually hard to come by nowadays, with divorce being easy and women being financially independent.
heavened hell by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2013
ironing board
a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison
b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.
b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for his his crimes at the Boston Marathon of 2013, deserves to be either Mussolini-strung or to die-without his Miranda Rights being read to him- on the ironing board at Fort Leavensworth, Kansas, where they send all people in The United States who are convicted, and sentenced to death for, a capital Federal crime.
ironing board by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2013
flap your own wings
son: mom, make yourself useful and clean my room.
mother: no. Now, doff me a hat, and, if you don't' like the rules in this house, you can, for a change, try and flap your own wings with your girlfriend. That'll teach you to be more independent.
mother: no. Now, doff me a hat, and, if you don't' like the rules in this house, you can, for a change, try and flap your own wings with your girlfriend. That'll teach you to be more independent.
flap your own wings by Uncle Dimma September 12, 2013
yidiot
Jew 1): hey you yidiot, stop eating pork in public, you are a disgrace to Judaism
Jew 2) Just shove off, church and state are separate in the western world.
Jew 2) Just shove off, church and state are separate in the western world.
yidiot by Uncle Dimma September 11, 2013
Django Unchained
(based on the movie title): an escaped confederate slave (s) seeking murderous revenge against their masters.
Even if he wasn't American, Toussaint L'Ouverture in Haiti, and having lived before the U.S. Civil War, did become somewhat of a Django Unchained.
Django Unchained by Uncle Dimma September 11, 2013