Definitions by Uncle Dimma
cougar life
(based on , but absolutely NOT related to, the internet site cougarlife.com, hence two words)
a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality
a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality
cougar life by Uncle Dimma February 8, 2014
farming and grinding
mother : Dillon, are you farming and grinding again in terms of coming home from school and playing computer games instead of doing homework, and then being disappointed about your grades?
Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because, we humans, are creatures of habit.
mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you, you either die off, or adapt if i may put my rant in biological perspective for you. That's the moral of the fable.
Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because, we humans, are creatures of habit.
mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you, you either die off, or adapt if i may put my rant in biological perspective for you. That's the moral of the fable.
farming and grinding by Uncle Dimma February 8, 2014
monkey-womb
Does Bill 101 even apply to a monkey-womb, or any child in Quebec raised by a single father, whose father is French-Canadian but the mother is not? Btw, one of the definitions of bastard is the male version monkey-womb.
monkey-womb by Uncle Dimma February 8, 2014
doing harakiri
the act of committing suicide ( using any method except the real harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual form of suicide by disembowelment often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?
father: Adrian, why people commit such an irrational act is probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire. Don't burn your bridges is the sole piece of advice I would give these people.
father: Adrian, why people commit such an irrational act is probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire. Don't burn your bridges is the sole piece of advice I would give these people.
doing harakiri by Uncle Dimma February 7, 2014
travail bâclé
a French- de France- term, meaning, a shit job that's done without my thought or effort put into it, to get it out of the way afap
if you are a fan of doing a travail bâclé, whether it's your homework or anything else, you should't be surprised if you are asked, comme du monde, to redo the same boring job over and over again.
travail bâclé by Uncle Dimma February 7, 2014
the riper the bush, the juicier the berry
(the ripeness in this case refers to the woman's age, and the juice is the amount of sexperience she has)
a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the more sexual experience she is theoretically bound to have.
a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the more sexual experience she is theoretically bound to have.
Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?
Response : dear op, yes it is a crime; you only look for a cougar, i.e women ages 35-45. i am not even sure you have properly understood the concept of the riper the bush, the juicier the berry.
Response : dear op, yes it is a crime; you only look for a cougar, i.e women ages 35-45. i am not even sure you have properly understood the concept of the riper the bush, the juicier the berry.
the riper the bush, the juicier the berry by Uncle Dimma February 6, 2014
Elmo's world
dad: son, stop living in Elmo's world.
son : you mean, you want me to stop living underwater
dad: no, I said stop living in a your own disconnected from reality world. people living underwater at least have intelligent ideas partially connected to reality, but considered beyond eccentric in their socio-cultural and historical zeitgeists. you, however, are beyond the Pale.
son : you mean, you want me to stop living underwater
dad: no, I said stop living in a your own disconnected from reality world. people living underwater at least have intelligent ideas partially connected to reality, but considered beyond eccentric in their socio-cultural and historical zeitgeists. you, however, are beyond the Pale.
Elmo's world by Uncle Dimma February 6, 2014