Definitions by Uncle Dimma
cougar life
(based on , but absolutely NOT related to, the internet site cougarlife.com, hence two words)
a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality
a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality
cougar life by Uncle Dimma May 28, 2014
wet dog shakes
a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name
b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.
b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
wet dog shakes by Uncle Dimma May 28, 2014
unachronistic
(combining the words unrealistic and anachronistic, and pronounced younachronistic): someone or something that is equally, if not more, historically, socially and culturally anachronistic- and unadaptable to modern values and society- than the United Nations.
the only other political institution that would be as unachronistic, and therefore politically irrelevant and antiquated in the modern world, would be either communism or le Parti Quebecois
unachronistic by Uncle Dimma May 26, 2014
to discover
If you are a serial murderer you can be telling me your limo is triple parked all you bloody want; you are not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier. Forensic science is there to discover exactly what the 5 journalistic w's and 1h are in your specific case.
to discover by Uncle Dimma May 26, 2014
praelfie
if you do not want to end up like Rehtaeh Parsons, do not give your praelfie to your boyfriend, no matter how much you trust him. Even more retargerous would be to put your praelfie as your profile picture on a social media site.
praelfie by Uncle Dimma May 26, 2014
consumaste society
(the word consumaste is a combination of consume and waste)
a society that is both one of excessive consumerism and excessive waste
a society that is both one of excessive consumerism and excessive waste
not only is our North American Western society an unsustainable utopia based on planned obsolescence, it is also the epitome of a consumaste society. However, since this term was invented in the Canadian province of Quebec, it should also have a French equivalent, une societé de gaspillmation.
consumaste society by Uncle Dimma May 26, 2014
normyguay
(a combination of the words normal and gay): a term used to insult people who only happen to be heterosexual but not hetero-normative
a heterosexual and hetero-normative person can't be friends with someone who is normyguay; they just don't have that much in common.
normyguay by Uncle Dimma May 25, 2014