Definitions by Uncle Dimma
blue-eyed bandit
in law enforcement circles in The United States a word for a person in the general population who illegally those blue police sirens on top of their vehicles.
a perfect example of a blue-eyed bandit would be a career criminal using a police siren to pull you over for a fake traffic stop violation and then simply to rob you of your valuables.
blue-eyed bandit by Uncle Dimma October 4, 2014
cream team
When the French national soccer team underperforms, I sarcastically call them my favorite cream team
cream team by Uncle Dimma October 3, 2014
man-fan
man-fan by Uncle Dimma October 1, 2014
business-suicide
An objective, according to everyone but yourself, complete mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources.
If I tell you you're committing business-suicide please ask yourself the question of whether or not you're genetically fit to live in a capitalist society.
business-suicide by Uncle Dimma October 1, 2014
dairy queen
a) an ice cream parlor in North America
b) a coolidiculous, non-misogynistic term for a lesbian female
b) a coolidiculous, non-misogynistic term for a lesbian female
most females who define themselves as a dairy queen in public are probably sarcastic about and are more like bisexual or bi-curious in private.
dairy queen by Uncle Dimma October 1, 2014
friendteraction
it's better to have no human verbal interaction with anyone, friend or foe, than risk having a friendteraction (definition b) with a total stranger
friendteraction by Uncle Dimma September 30, 2014
redorgerous
redorgerous by Uncle Dimma September 30, 2014