Definitions by Uncle Dimma
lumberjack
the term lumberjack can be used as such a synonym because lumberjacks, like almost everyone else, are hard-working everyday people
lumberjack by Uncle Dimma September 21, 2014
a mediocrity from the suburbs
a) a woman who is the exact opposite of a goddess from Athens who is also so-so in terms of her bedroom skills.
if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and your father a lumberjack, even plastic surgery won't help you look like Leonardo diCaprio or Brad Pitt.
a mediocrity from the suburbs by Uncle Dimma September 20, 2014
we, humans, are creatures of habit
a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?
father: no. She doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and you can't do a rat's ass about it; the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
father: no. She doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and you can't do a rat's ass about it; the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
we, humans, are creatures of habit by Uncle Dimma September 18, 2014
international beat-off day
a very offensive and derogatory term for Labor Day (in North America and Thanksgiving Day (in Canada only).
international beat-off day is an offensive term because on these days otherwise productive male members of the North American workforce simply sit at home doing diddly-squat and beat off to porn. Too bad Thanksgiving is not celebrated in Canada during the month of Brovember.
international beat-off day by Uncle Dimma September 17, 2014
distropointing
distropointing by Uncle Dimma September 14, 2014
carnaldestism
(acronym of the phrase "baptism of carnal desire" and pronounced/written carnaldéthisme in French,): the night someone is 'baptized' in terms of their carnal desires, i.e. loses their virginity.
just a caveat for my friends the ladies out there: if you have not had your carnaldestism and want a memorable first experience, do not get drunk beforehand; getting drunk before your carnaldestism is retargerous, no matter the age.
carnaldestism by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2014
like it or lump it
like it or lump it, the Italian Mafia should, IMHO replace, in Quebec, the spiel of the conscruption industry
like it or lump it by Uncle Dimma September 12, 2014