Definitions by Uncle Dimma
rover
a) verb- to refuse over and over again
b) noun- a person who refuses the professional help they deserve, over and over again, and are therefore stupid enough to burn your bridges.
b) noun- a person who refuses the professional help they deserve, over and over again, and are therefore stupid enough to burn your bridges.
when you need professional help for addictions such as gambling and alcoholism, you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire; simply stop being a rover, as per definition b) above.
rover by Uncle Dimma September 26, 2014
assassin's creed
a) a multi-part computer game
b) a family business, passed down from generation to generation, in which all male family are murder-for-hire hitmen
b) a family business, passed down from generation to generation, in which all male family are murder-for-hire hitmen
assassin's creed by Uncle Dimma September 25, 2014
zeitgeistically
zeitgeistically speaking, the word `idiot` had a radically different meaning in the Greece of Alexander The Great than what it does today.
zeitgeistically by Uncle Dimma September 24, 2014
St Valentine's Day Massacre
(Referencing Al Capone's Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929)
When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.
When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.
If you are not a misogynistic son of a bastard do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre on your girlfriend.
St Valentine's Day Massacre by Uncle Dimma September 24, 2014
the pickings are slim
a) there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly reject common sense and scientific reality.
b) I didn't get my way this time, but I'll get my revenge next time.
b) I didn't get my way this time, but I'll get my revenge next time.
As per definition b) when the pickings are slim, do not take your revenge in a violent manner, but calmly try again.
the pickings are slim by Uncle Dimma September 23, 2014
to extend your lebensraum
(even if the word lebensraum is offensive in the historical context of Nazi Germany, it is not in this case):
a phrase meaning: pick up your garbage/trash/shit after yourself and throw it away.
a phrase meaning: pick up your garbage/trash/shit after yourself and throw it away.
mother, entering her son's room (shouting): Daniel, how dare you keep all this trash on your table. I refuse to let you downstairs for dinner until and unless you are going to extend your lebensraum. got that? Now, kiss the Don's ring, or die.
to extend your lebensraum by Uncle Dimma September 22, 2014
destitute seamstress
even if Rosa Parks was indeed destitute and a seamstress by trade, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving, quite a lot in terms of human rights
destitute seamstress by Uncle Dimma September 21, 2014