Definitions by Uncle Dimma

colorist 

colorist
(a combination of the words color and racist): (off): a non-white person who is a racist towards whites.

by the rules of ethnocultural neo-anthropology a colorist should also be considered a racist

colorist by Uncle Dimma March 6, 2015

on-the-side 

a) someone's sidekick
b) an offensive term for someone's mistress or lover

If you want an on-the-side definition b), don't be in a classical ltr; look for an open relationship instead.

on-the-side by Uncle Dimma March 6, 2015

storage-wars 

a) a meaningless verbal conflict between two individuals over a locker/storage space belonging to neither of them.

b) when you are dumped out and you are in a race to find a storage facility for your belongings

c) (parodying a reality TV show of the same name): a verbally aggressive auction bid for the contents of a storage locker belonging to a person who can longer rent the locker.

If you are in a storage-wars definition a) you are doing something stupid; first figure out who the space belongs to. if definition b) applies to you, what is to Louis XIV if you are dumped out; finding storage for your belongings is now your problem.

storage-wars by Uncle Dimma March 6, 2015

I think I want to marry you 

another way of telling someone : " please don't reject my ideas, I think i know what I am doing".

boy: i think i want to marry you
girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around

I think I want to marry you by Uncle Dimma March 5, 2015

to knife-jack 

to kidnap someone at knife point, then proceed to take them hostage, threaten, rape, or in some cases, kill them.

Nobody knows to this day if Jack the RIpper tried to knife-jack his victims or if he used more subtle forms of psychological manipulation on them before killing them.

if you want to learn how to knife-jack someone, your best bet would be to talk to someone like Jack the Ripper.

to knife-jack by Uncle Dimma March 5, 2015

I wanna go bang-bang

I want to take my revenge on society by murdering the first random person i encounter

when you hear the phrase i wanna go bang-bang, please be kind enough to immediately alert the authorities and make double sure that the person gets a proper psyche-eval

I wanna go bang-bang by Uncle Dimma March 4, 2015

Pauline Marois 

an eccentric, ethnocentric and somewhat xenophobic Quebec, Canada politician

Pauline Marois, despite having intelligent ideas, can only effectively run a 10, 000 -or so- strong union of Quebec farmers

Pauline Marois by Uncle Dimma March 4, 2015