Definitions by Uncle Dimma

colorist 

(a combination of the words color and racist): (off): a non-white person who is a racist towards whites.

by the rules of ethnocultural neo-anthropology a colorist should also be considered a racist

colorist by Uncle Dimma June 5, 2015

devil-worship 

immoral and/or amoral behavior

son: is using animals in medical research considered devil-worship, according to the Unforgiveables?

father: to the Unforgivables no. They don't care because they are there to protect business and private property; medical research facilities are owned and operated by pharmaceutical companies. If you want to know more, take a medical ethics courses at McGill University

devil-worship by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2015

sofacrat 

a bureaucrat/civil servant who issues executive orders, but with the best political, social, economic and health interests of the population at heart

since Sofia is the ancient greek term for wisdom, and I know a social worker who cares about her flock, I can call her a sofacrat, no?

sofacrat by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2015

fall rearrangement 

The fall equivalent of a spring clean up

When you fall your clock back in October, don't forget about the year fall rearrangement. Also don't forget about spring clean up when you spring your clock forward.

fall rearrangement by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2015

peanut butter and jelly 

An American Jihadist colloquial code term for explosives training.

the name peanut butter and jelly, from a secular standpoint, would make sense when one compares amateurish home explosives making, I.e. chemical mixing, with amateurish incompetent home cooking, I.e. ingredient mixing. However, in a Jihad context, the FBI should learn what the term means.

peanut butter and jelly by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2015

I think I want to marry you 

another way of telling someone : " please don't reject my ideas, I think i know what I am doing".

boy: i think i want to marry you

girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around

I think I want to marry you by Uncle Dimma June 3, 2015

I wanna go bang-bang

I want to take my revenge on society by murdering the first random person i encounter

when you hear the phrase i wanna go bang-bang, please be kind enough to immediately alert the authorities and make double sure that the person gets a proper psyche-eval

I wanna go bang-bang by Uncle Dimma June 3, 2015