Definitions by Uncle Dimma

terribad 

Adj: terrible and bad at the same time

Person a) how was your day
Person b) terribad

terribad by Uncle Dimma May 17, 2016

you came from a great cosmic egg 

A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you butted into a conversation you had no business butting into in the first place"

Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?

Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw since you came from a great cosmic egg, you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.

you came from a great cosmic egg by Uncle Dimma May 16, 2016

one up-one down 

A new coolidiculous term for so-so

If you want to sound you can answer one up-one down instead of the ubiquitous so-so

one up-one down by Uncle Dimma May 16, 2016

cat in the basement 

A simple oxymoronic paradox

If youre irish, but dont drink on St Patrick's, youre probably probably the biggest cat in the basement ive seen

cat in the basement by Uncle Dimma May 16, 2016

open happiness 

( from the 2011 commercial celebrating 125 years of Coca-Cola):

a) to drink rum and coke
b) to have the best, or what you perceive to be the best, orgasm of your life

Girl 1) why can't I open happiness, definition a)

Girl 2) for definition a) it's our alco-laws, but since you can mix rum abd coke abd still have it the color of coke, you can definitely try. As for definition b), lol, my only advice is, in the bedroom, practice makes perfect

open happiness by Uncle Dimma May 16, 2016

abort an aberration 

W hike doing something, to realize, through an epiphany, that it is meaningless/ retargerous, and therefore abandon the project before it turns into Frankenstein

I'd rather abort an aberration than go travelling round the world like gypsies and pirates

abort an aberration by Uncle Dimma May 15, 2016

without knowledge in engineering 

Building or constructing something without having thought it through comme du monde

If you try building something like an electronic chair in your basement, without knowledge in engineering, just a friendly caveat : not only are you slicing the pineapple, the result may be Frankenstein

without knowledge in engineering by Uncle Dimma May 15, 2016