Definitions by Uncle Dimma

follow the map to Stalingrad 

Instead of travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates, figuring out a plan of action, and sticking to it, before undertaking anything of scale.

If you don't want to suffer the consequences of having done something retargerous, why not simply follow the map to Stalingrad?

follow the map to Stalingrad by Uncle Dimma September 22, 2017

we, humans, are creatures of habit 

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.

we, humans, are creatures of habit by Uncle Dimma September 21, 2017

to swick 

(verb): to inhale on a cigarette or joint once it's gone out

relighting a stranger's unfinished cancer stick or joint, then smoking it is even more retargerous than trying to swick; you should only try to swick if the joint was originally yours, since you don't want the others' germs.

to swick by Uncle Dimma September 20, 2017

Clinton cash 

a) a book by Peter Schweitzer trying to defrock a priest and expose Hillary and Bill Clinton for what they are

b) ill, or illegally, gotten money that is then used for shady activities

If you don't want to sing like a bird don't dabble in Clinton cash, def b)

Clinton cash by Uncle Dimma September 19, 2017

Clinton touch 

A touch that is exactly opposite to King Midas's touch, where everything a person does is a total and utter failures/disaster

Am I dreaming or is almost every democratic US politician who is a lawyer by profession have the Clinton touch?

Clinton touch by Uncle Dimma September 15, 2017

feub 

( a combination of the words female and cub)
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a) the female version of a cub
b) the teen daughterb of cougar, who will become a cougar herself when she grows up

If your mother is , or was, a cougar, you're more likely to become a feub, definition b), later on

feub by Uncle Dimma September 15, 2017

feub 

( a combination of the words female and cub)

a) the female version of a cub

b) the teen daughterb of cougar, who will become a cougar herself when she grows up

If your mother is , or was, a cougar, you're more likely to become a feub, definition b), later on

feub by Uncle Dimma September 9, 2017