Definitions by Uncle Dimma

The 3 p's of decadence

3 simple words that start with the letter p that end in a state of decadence for America

The 3 p's of decadence are peanuts, pot and porn. The 3 p's of decadence lead to a state of pitpab

The 3 p's of decadence by Uncle Dimma July 12, 2025

So Diddy 

So morally and sexually bankrupt that even Diddy would probably 🤔 blush.

Are you so Diddy that you'll have an actual freak-off?

So Diddy by Uncle Dimma July 1, 2025

not suitable for whitey 

In a non racist America, music and cultural concepts that are still unfit for white culture.

Certain types of black rap to me personally are still not suitable for whitey due to its offensive language. Should it 🤔 be abbreviated nsfw as well?

not suitable for whitey by Uncle Dimma July 1, 2025

Spitgate

( similar to any -gate suffix scandals): it "investigates" people spitting on the washroom floor at the company where you work

Why is spitgate not under investigation at my company?

Spitgate by Uncle Dimma July 1, 2025

not suitable for whites 

Not suitable for white cultural consumption

Some black rap music by Eminem is not suitable for whites

not suitable for whites by Uncle Dimma April 14, 2025

Spitgate

A scandal that starts when someone spits on the bathroom floor at the office where you work

Why is spitgate not under investigation

Spitgate by Uncle Dimma April 14, 2025

Spitgate

Similar to any -gate suffix scandal, it's, you guessed it, a scandal that develops when someone spits on the bathroom floor of the office or factory where you work

Why is spitgate not under investigation at the factory where I work?

Spitgate by Uncle Dimma April 10, 2025