Definitions by Uncle Dimma
to swick
relighting a stranger's unfinished cancer stick or joint, then smoking it is even more retargerous than trying to swick; you should only try to swick if the joint was originally yours, since you don't want the others' germs.
to swick by Uncle Dimma March 28, 2021
we, humans, are creatures of habit
a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"
b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?
father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
we, humans, are creatures of habit by Uncle Dimma March 28, 2021
follow the map to Stalingrad
Instead of travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates, actually figuring out a plan of action, and sticking to it, before undertaking any project of scale.
If you don't want to suffer the consequences of having done something retargerous, why not simply follow the map to Stalingrad?
follow the map to Stalingrad by Uncle Dimma March 28, 2021
biketeraction
biketeraction by Uncle Dimma March 28, 2021
Baconator
(A combination of the words bacon and traitor): between and, theoretically, among jews only, an offensive term for a Jewish guy who chooses to marry a non jewish girl, making the children non jewish.
If you are neither a svinoyed, nor a yidiot, and you marry a non jewish girl, most jews would consider you a baconator, unless of course you are a convert out of judaism
Baconator by Uncle Dimma March 28, 2021
#drippingwithstyle
The caption under which you would theoretically put up pictures of your in-progress house renovations on social media
what is it to Louis XIV if your house needs a renovation; please stop polluting social media with your silly #drippingwithstyle pictures; what you do at home is your business. Instead, invite people over when the final product is ready
#drippingwithstyle by Uncle Dimma March 28, 2021
colorism
a) racism by non-whites against whites
b) racism by whites, who want to appear "politically correct", against other whites
b) racism by whites, who want to appear "politically correct", against other whites
our mediapocritic society can't seem to understand, that yes, to some extent, colorism definition b), does indeed exist.
colorism by Uncle Dimma March 28, 2021