Definitions by Uncle Dimma

Bearded egg

A guy's unshaved, bearded face.

Go shave your bearded egg now you espère d'inculte

Bearded egg by Uncle Dimma June 16, 2021

The gig economy 

An legal, but retargerous, economic arrangement where the least qualified/impressive/ educated, most underachieving/ incompetent people make the most money hand over fist.

The best participants in the gig economy so far are Hunter Biden and LeBron James

The gig economy by Uncle Dimma June 16, 2021

Gretchen Whitmer 

Incompetent governor of Michigan

Gretchen Whitmer has created covid rules she herself didn't follow

Gretchen Whitmer by Uncle Dimma June 15, 2021

Gretchen Whitmer 

Not very smart governor of Michigan

Gretchen Whitmer created some covid restrictions she herself didnt want to follow.

Gretchen Whitmer by Uncle Dimma June 15, 2021

Kat Timpf 

My favorite guest star on Gutfeld!

Kat Timpf, just like me, is libertarian.

Kat Timpf by Uncle Dimma June 14, 2021

Toobinpology 

A fake apology, named after Jeffrey Toobin's Oct 2020 masturbation scandal on tv.

Was this a sincere apology or a toobinpology?

Toobinpology by Uncle Dimma June 13, 2021

Wokeademption 

Redemption for the woke crowd

Is there such a thing as wokeademption outside the church? Do democrats even need to go to church?

Wokeademption by Uncle Dimma June 13, 2021