Definitions by Uncle Dimma
Carbon arithmetic
The activists' and liberals' notion that giving birth to children is racism against the planet simply due to the fact that humans breathe out carbon.
Liberals and climate activists who believe in carbon arithmetic should stop reproducing. I think having more children is a wonderful thing.
Carbon arithmetic by Uncle Dimma December 5, 2022
Commit a crime against capitalism
Yes crimes against capitalism exist. However this crime is currently not achievable unless G-d says capitalism can't exist.
Commit a crime against capitalism is committed when normal people go nuts 🙃 and want to replace capitalism with their own liberal woke ideas. Punishment: remove people like Bill Gates and John Kerry from all levers of power.
Commit a crime against capitalism by Uncle Dimma November 26, 2022
Pay high rent and eat bugs
Pay high rent and eat bugs by Uncle Dimma November 26, 2022
Neo-posing
(A combo of neo and proposing): while on drugs, commit a crime against capitalism by spouting off the the most atrocious and ridiculous conspiracy based facts, trying to solve a given problem.
Bill Gates and John Kerry are currently neo-posing their way out of the climate crisis; they want me to pay high rent and eat bugs?
Neo-posing by Uncle Dimma November 26, 2022
Ubiquitous fertility management
According to Kerry and Gates by the mid 21st century there's supposed to be more people in Africa than China and India combined. So they're proposing something called ubiquitous fertility management. I don't know 😕 🤷 why they're doing this.
Ubiquitous fertility management by Uncle Dimma November 25, 2022
Destroy private property
What you do when you live under capitalism yet have enough free time, energy and space to behave like a woketivist.
Destroy private property by Uncle Dimma November 25, 2022