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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

panem et circenses 

a) (direct translation from Latin): bread and circuses

b) (adj): something that exists purely f-sag with no real concrete purpose

c) political scandals and entertainment as viewed on television and read in the newspapers
The United Nations, IMHO today, at least under definition b) above is nothing more than a panem et circenses, a political circus that performs only for the media.

chimney-sweep 

(not offensive to anyone whose actual profession is or was a chimney-sweep):

a) a very offensive term used by white people to insult other white people who are not only pro-miscegenation but are, regardless of actual truth, perceived to have a non-white significant other.

b) a so-so offensive term for a grease-monkey or a janitor

c) a very offensive term used by white middle class intellectuals to insult members of the white urban working class who hang out exclusively with black members of the urban working class and who become more 'black' than 'white' in terms of 'manners', music taste, etc.
if you are called a chimney-sweep, especially definitions a) and c) above you are not only pro-miscegenation, and don't really care about interracial marriages and stuff, but you have no clue what the term ehre weiBen kultur means.
chimney-sweep by Uncle Dimma April 26, 2014

achtung a goy'yim 

(N.B : in this phrase, the word goy'yim is not to be confused with the word goyim).

(literal translation from Victorian-ca. 1840's-1920's- German: a) beware of non-monotheists and heathens b) attention all non-monotheists, followed by the message itself that one wants to address to all non-monotheists):

a phrase meaning, often said in a admonishing tone, "beware of immorality or amorality".
mother: Emily, mark my words, this is your first year in high school; apart from all the cool stuff you will learn, there are also, other, darker, more dangerous things that will surround you (...)

Emily (interrupting her mother) : Is achtung a goy'yim the phrase you wanted to use? yes, i know, dad told me yesterday, when I packed my things.

mother: Emily, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, but yes essentially you are correct.

grabbing a chocolate bar 

for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/biracial/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors. For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.
if you are not a Don Juan,do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.

drive yourself away 

a nicer, more polite way of telling someone to gtfo and get lost-in combination and at the same time
Since gtfo by itself is too boorish and rude to use, and get lost doesn't cut it anymore because most people have cars, it would probably be more appropriate to use the term drive yourself away; people can drive away from a given situation faster than they can physically get lost.
a) (verb) to incessantly complain anything and everything and everyone in your environment, know full well that you have faults of your own that need to be addressed.

b) (noun) an offensive term for people who quetch all the time.
son comes home from school and starts screaming : oh this horrible Canadian climate; why can't it stop snowing already, it's mid January, I want spring.

mother: stop being such a quetch, you've complaining about this weather for the last 3 days. Don't like the climate, you can move from Montreal to let's say, Naples, Italy.
quetch by Uncle Dimma April 24, 2014

lipstick on a pig 

(a misogynistic term originally used by some Democrats to insult Sarah Palin during the US presidential campaign of 2008); they didn't like how much make make-up she had on)

a) overkill, when people go over and/or beyond their call of duty or responsibilities, or beyond acceptable socio -moral boundaries when doing something.

b) when people, for whatever reason, go out on a limb, and propose, for their zeitgeist, extremely novel, eccentric, living underwater type ideas for the improvement and/or regeneration of their society
a) I support capital punishment as a principle for certain crimes and under certain conditions, and will not, under any circumstances, go lipstick on a pig and reject the principle of capital punishment itself because I hate lethal injection or lethal gas as a method of execution; or, I might reject the use of capital punishment for a specific case; the moral of the fable is, do not go lip lipstick on a pig and betray your own moral principles.

b) The Philosophes, people such a Rousseau, Diderot, Voltaire and Montesquieu, among others, did indeed go lipstick on a pig between the death of Louis XIV and The American Revolution and accidentally ushered in The French Enlightenment