Definitions by Uncle Dimma

medicine you digest so well lately 

an anti-social habit one has recently acquired.

mother: stop interrupting. I don't like that medicine you digest so well lately. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to be such a rotten apple

Joseph: go scratch yourself

medicine you digest so well lately by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2015

dump-clothes 

(noun): an offensive term for a person who IYHO dresses so badly/poorly that it looks like that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local garbage dump

Aunt Petunia shrieking at Harry: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! How dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?

Harry: Since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about the way I dress?
Please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. Anyways, either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I have other cats to skin.

(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).

dump-clothes by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2015

to invent

not to be confused with, and the exact opposite of, to discover.

you use the 7 I's of Steve Jobs to invent something new and intelligent; to discover is to invent a new use for a concept that someone else has invented (or one that has existed in nature pre-humanity)

to invent by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2015

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning, there's no point in arguing with you because you adamantly believe in a scientific fallacy- something that has been scientifically/socially proven to be false

father: son, your bloody report card is here.

son: oh, if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.

father: in that case, lol, I take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.

son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2015

noob 

a synonym (neutral or offensive depending on the situation/context) for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant, addressing a private: yo noob, what might yo' name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no, since Jordan is my middle name but not my last name

Sergeant: lol

noob by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2015

juice master 

a competent barman/barmaid

there are special trade schools to become a juice master

juice master by Uncle Dimma May 26, 2015

lay loft

a) an offensive synonym for a harem
b) a massage parlor/strip club that offers, behind closed, full services for an extra charge from the customer

have you ever been to a lay loft. definition b)?

lay loft by Uncle Dimma May 26, 2015