Definitions by Uncle Dimma

napoleon

(referencing the negative traits of Napoleon Bonaparte the historical character): an offensive term for a short, corpulent and arrogant person

my father was once a napoleon, although never at home, but no longer.

napoleon by Uncle Dimma September 16, 2016

cannon fodder 

a semi-offensive term for an NHL player traded to another club less than 48 hours prior to the March 1 NHL Trade Deadline.

If you want to make a smooth transition to your new club, please ask your old team not to make you cannon fodder

cannon fodder by Uncle Dimma September 16, 2016

#drippingwithstyle

The caption under which you would theoretically put up pictures of your in-progress house renovations on social media

what is it to Louis XIV if your house needs a renovation; please stop polluting social media with your silly #drippingwithstyle pictures; what you do at home is your business. Instead, invite people over when the final product is ready

#drippingwithstyle by Uncle Dimma September 15, 2016

sinner Wilson 

an offensive term for a person charged with, and subsequently imprisoned for, economic crimes such as tax fraud, tax evasion, insurance scams and ponze schemes.

a good modern example of a sinner Wilson, IMHO, would be Bernard Maddoff or Conrad Black

sinner Wilson by Uncle Dimma September 15, 2016

soc-med 

an abbreviation of "social media".

since people these days have very little time for grammar or punctuation, I decided to shorten the term social media to soc-med; and btw, be careful what types of pictures you put up on soc-med anyways

soc-med by Uncle Dimma September 15, 2016

get a school uniform 

a nicer way of telling someone you don't like the way they dress

if you don't like the way someone is dressed, especially if it's a teen girl, don't be a misogynistic [bastard and try to slut-shame her, killing her self-confidence, tell her instead to get a school uniform.

get a school uniform by Uncle Dimma September 15, 2016

barhop 

a) (verb, tapear in Castellan Spanish): to go to a bar, get a drink, then go to another bar for a second drink, then move onto a third bar for a third drink, and so forth, all during the same evening

b) (noun): a person who barhops, definition a)

even if I have friends who barhop, definition a), I am not much of a barhop, definition b), myself

barhop by Uncle Dimma September 15, 2016