Definitions by Uncle Dimma

n-host 

Acronym for never heard of such a thing.

N-host as a concept, may or may not exist, since something can exist, even if you personally have never heard of it.

n-host by Uncle Dimma June 19, 2017

Anto 

A male Italian or Portuguese name, meaning a very patient person

Do you know any guy named Anto? I do and they are indeed a very patient person.

Anto by Uncle Dimma June 17, 2017

Anto 

A male Italian/Portuguese name, meaning a very patient person

Do you know any named Anto? I do and, yes, they are a very patient person.

Anto by Uncle Dimma June 16, 2017

Calgary flame 

A long distance relationship

Don't get into a Calgary flame unless you can handle the emotional side effects of such a relationship

Calgary flame by Uncle Dimma June 11, 2017

the whole enchilada 

The whole spiel, and nothing but the truth about the whole spiel

If you're subpoenaed by the court please prepared to give the Unforgivables the whole enchilada

the whole enchilada by Uncle Dimma June 11, 2017

US foreign policy 

a) something that cannot - and should not- and will never be understood without a PhD in nuclear physics

b) oxygen for Henry Kissinger

c) a new, as yet undiscovered, element from the periodic table, abbreviated US (subscript 616, F being the 6th letter of the alphabet and P the 16th)

Boy writing a letter to Obama and Hillary Clinton: if none of you have a PhD in nuclear physics, why did you even bother trying to understand US foreign policy, definition a)?

Boys mother: Steven, are you all right? I think you need a psyche-eval

US foreign policy by Uncle Dimma June 10, 2017

get the monkey off your back 

To silence one's personal or media critics

If you are going to survive in the modern media or entertainment world, you better learn how to get the monkey off your back.

get the monkey off your back by Uncle Dimma June 9, 2017