Definitions by Uncle Dimma

space lemon 

A person who daydreams at work, but the boss, for some reason, doesn't seem to care

Hey you, you space lemon, spring has sprung. Get up and go back to work.

space lemon by Uncle Dimma October 5, 2017

fact .vs. fiction 

(A specific type dichotomy that the modern American media has trouble understanding): when an intelligent person becomes so corrupt, that by genetic consequence their bone marrow becomes corrupt, and as a result they can no longer tell the difference between lies and truth, even in their own speech

asking Hilary Clinton to explain the fact .vs. fiction dichotomy is like asking a goldfish why said goldfish breathes with gills underwater.

fact .vs. fiction by Uncle Dimma September 30, 2017

park pussy 

(not to be confused with pussy park): a jailbait prostitute girl from a ghetto neighborhood who picks up her clients at the local park, a park also frequented by local drug dealers, homeless people and people with mental health issues

if you want park pussy you should probably go to the Parc du Bois de Boulogne in Paris

park pussy by Uncle Dimma September 29, 2017

board my platform 

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"

Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better

board my platform by Uncle Dimma September 28, 2017

baconator 

(A combination of the words bacon and traitor): between and, theoretically, among jews only, an offensive term for a Jewish guy who chooses to marry a non jewish girl, making the children non jewish.

If you are neither a svinoyed, nor a yidiot, and you marry a non jewish girl, most jews would consider you a baconator, unless of course you are a convert out of judaism

baconator by Uncle Dimma September 26, 2017

biketeraction

99) biketercation

A physical altercation, violent or not, between either two or more bikers or biker gangs.

Have you ever seen a road rage incident turn into a biketeraction?

biketeraction by Uncle Dimma September 25, 2017

biketercation 

A physical altercation, violent or not, between either two or more bikers or biker gangs

Have you ever seen a road rage incident turn into a biketercation

biketercation by Uncle Dimma September 24, 2017