samophlange

Technical sounding word made up to confuse the nubs.
Dan: My GPS isnt working!
Paul: I suggest adjusting the samophlange, I hear if they get out of kilter it will cause the unit to stop working
by Paul April 07, 2005
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shitlets

Small peices of shit. Rabbit shit for example, is composed of many shitlets, instead of a smaller number of larger peices.

Can also be used as a synonym for: dingleberries, clingons or willnots
I thought I needed to take a monster dump, but it was just a few shitlets and lots of gas.
by Paul May 25, 2005
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basura

?Donde esta la basura?

Where is the garbage?
by paul April 06, 2005
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bubbler

A device used for smoking pot. Different from a bong in that a bubbler tends to be smaller, and does not have a removable bowl.

In a bong, when you want to pull your hit through, you take out the bong. In a bubbler, you let go of the shottie (a hole in the side).

The concept behind a bubbler is similar to a pipe, except there is water involved.
Man I just bought a phat bubbler down at hi times. Come blaze with me!
by Paul June 10, 2005
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nixus

large South African irc network nixus.org
"I'm bored! lets go admire the nixus irc opers"
by Paul August 12, 2004
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GPU

Graphics Processing Unit
Used to watch high-quality porn
My NVIDIA GPU kicks your ATI GPU's ASS! OWNED
by Paul October 14, 2003
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bumknuckle

a completely useless person who is wasting my air, someone who is not retarded but acts that way
grant you are a bumknuckle on the ass of society
by paul March 18, 2004
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