Paul's definitions

LordNikon

An albino Nazi from Eastern Germany known to eat the intestines of younger children.

Go to bed young children, or LordNikon will come visit you.

by Paul January 3, 2005

history

A tale made up to explain to the wife why you came home drunk

You won't believe what happend to me on the way home dear........

by Paul December 25, 2003

pimp

derived from the greek "pi": the symbol designating the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter and "imp": the devil's offspring. Therefore a pimp is hellabad and when provoked, will "bitchslap" someone, bringing his hand back and executing the movement in a 'circular' motion.

where's my money bitch!

by Paul July 27, 2004

mostestestestest

Greater than mostestestest.

Kim: I love you mostestestest.
Paul: No, I love you mostestestestest.

by paul April 17, 2005

homotron

someone who is a flaming homosexual, can be used as a noun or an adjective

Noun: "William is definitely a homotron."

Adjective: a homotron act
"That's homotron."

by Paul March 23, 2004

colon blow

exploding your bowels into the porcelain at about the speed of sound so that the contents of the bowl splash back up before you can slam your ass shut

grant has one of these every morning cause there is shit from ass to crack all over the toilet door

by paul September 20, 2004

stool pigeon

dirty rat, rat, taddle tale, snitch,

50 cent is a stool pigeon. he snitched on Hova.

by paul January 26, 2004