yogurt

cum

mommy why is there yogurt on your bed

by Obama Bin Laden April 16, 2023

Damn

The word the fish said when he swam into a wall.

Fish: Swims into wall
Fish: Damn.

by Obama Bin Laden February 28, 2023

eye of the tiger

one of the most annoying, overused, bland and uninspiring workout/montage song ever.

eye of the tiger is overrated

by Obama Bin Laden June 15, 2024

aaron

drank toxic water from marine base camp legune, and now has non Hodgkin’s lymphoma

sup aaron

by Obama Bin Laden January 04, 2024

jayden

he exists

jayden exists

by Obama Bin Laden July 18, 2023

Donovan

A dipshit who is a asshole to everyone in a school. He is a bad kid and he doesn’t follow teachers rules.

Yeah Donovan. Fuck you.

by Obama Bin Laden January 20, 2023

United Airlines

THEY BREAK GUITARS

United Breaks Guitars. Song by Dave Carroll
Thus, United Airlines suck

by Obama Bin Laden July 18, 2024