Nick's definitions

FF

Front Engine,Front Wheel Drive=FF

Hondas are front wheel drive,so they are shitty

by Nick May 12, 2003

P Town

a city in the bay area of california called Pinole

p-town is the place for straight gangstas

by nick May 10, 2005

ruffneck

Any of the various jobs/assignments/persons in relations to offshore oil rigs / mining operations / various assignments with the quality/quantitiy of being unsafe/difficult/physical.

He had been one of Exxon/Mobile's famous ruffnecks, employed in the Bering Sea for twelve years.

by Nick February 22, 2004

toolgina

half tool half vagina; a very annoying wussy bitch person

Maaaaaan, Camille is such a toolgina the way he acts all the time annoying people and getting used by everyone.

by Nick December 10, 2003

dundee test

A straightforward test carried out in nightclubs to ensure the chick you're chatting up is a chick and not a chick with a dick.

The test is performed simply by grabbing the subject by the groin to see whether or not you cop for a pair of bollocks. The test was famously carried out by Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee in the film of the same name, and is thus named after him.

My mate: "I really fancy that Hilary Swank"
Me: "You've got to be joking. She'd never pass the dundee test!"

by Nick April 3, 2008

Holy Torpedo

This is an appropriate form of Holy Shit! but is not that bad mainly for little kids.

6 year old kid: Holy Torpedo! that car went fast mom!

Mother of the kid: Holy Shit that fucking car went fast!

by Nick April 6, 2005

P.H.A.T

If you want to be insensitive or just cruel to some anorexic person, say something such as "Anorexia is P.H.A.T."

Anorexia is P.H.A.T.

by Nick December 8, 2003