Definitions by Nick

grub

A person who seeks what they see by insistent solicitation and entreaty. Characterized by some presumption that they have a right to possess what they see even if it is yours. A grub will often consistently nag you if they really want what you got. Sometimes the only defence to a grub is to tell them to get the hell away from you and to get their own.

normal person: Hey check out my new Mickey Mantle baseball card.
grub: Can I have that?
normal person: As if! You aren't serious are you?
grub: I thought you didn't need it.
normal person: Why?
grub: I thought you wanted me to have your baseball card.
normal person: What are you nuts? If I didn't need it I would sell it.
grub: No, I just thought you were being nice, besides c'mon what good is that card to you.
normal person: Just stay the hell away from me.
normal person: Get your own!

grub by nick April 9, 2006

orgasmic telepathy 

n. Communication by means other than through the normal senses capable of achieving high levels of sexual stimulation in the opposite sex that utilizes techniques similar to the vulcan's mind meld or aquaman's aquatic telepathy. Orgasmic telepathy, when mastered, is a great way to get women to do your bidding (sort of like aquaman controls fishies and other sea creatures)

How did you get Buffy to let you copy her homework?
I used orgasmic telepathy, she let out a pleasant grin and just handed over the goods.

orgasmic telepathy by nick February 16, 2006

vaginavore 

vag·in·a·vore (väg-in-a-vôr, -vr) n.
1. A vagina-eating person.
2. Any of various predatory, vagina-eating mammals of the order vaginavoras scruptuouscus, including the dogs, cats, weasels, hyenas among others of men prowling the city bars.
3. One who victimizes single women; a dating predator.
4. Any of a variety of vaginatarian carpet munching lesbians.

Matt just loves vagina, he scouts it out every weekend and goes home with it. Damn, he either needs a place to crash so he doesn't have to drive over the bridge every night or is a real vaginavore.

vaginavore by nick December 28, 2005

vaginatarian 

vag·in·a·tar·i·an (vag-in-târ-ian)
n.
The practice of subsisting on a diet composed primarily of vagina or any other female body part for that matter. This term has often been used to refer to lesbians, however, men can meet the definition as well.

Jack has been licking his boss all week. If he doesn't start performing in the office he is going to be performing as a vaginatarian for the rest of his career.

vaginatarian by nick December 28, 2005

snits 

n. Informal,(snitz) a person who is really irritating, from the informal snit, a state of agitation or irritation.
Origin unknown.

This word needs a shwa you snits. Why are there no shwas?

Hey shitlicker, you are such a snits. Would you stop bugging me!

snits by nick December 28, 2005

Origin unknown. 

unlike anything or anyone else.

This guy is origin unknown.

Origin unknown. by nick December 28, 2005

sour milk 

Also known as "white boy smell". Sometimes referred to as "Spoiled Milk Smell". Certain white boys (and white girls) have this distinct smell of sour milk to them. No amount of deoderant cant stop the smell. You can usually tell when a white boy will have that smell from the way they look. They are usually blonde, blue eyed, and have pale skin... but any white person can have this smell. Once you know what smell to look for you will notice this smell on most white people. Some white people dont shower but once every 2-3 days so the smell is usually a result of that. Just like black people have a distinct odor, so do certain white people.

Some examples of who likely has that sour milk smell:

Nick Carter
Kirsten Dunst
Britney Spears
Jenny McCarthy
Pam Anderson
Rick Shroeder
Brad Pitt

and many others...

Damn, that white boy needs to take a shower. Smells like Sour Milk! Like someone just opened up a 5 year old expired milk carton.

sour milk by Nick December 28, 2005