Some that tag's along with you everywhere and invites themselves over to your house, some what like a douche bag
by Nick January 26, 2005

this is corey taylor, slipknot frontman, FUCK YOU ALL, AND FUCK FRED DURST....I WANT LINDSAY POLK'S TITIES
SLIPKNOT ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuullllllllllllles
by nick May 11, 2004

A sex session like a grumpkin in which one sits on a toilet taking a shit while another person gives the shitter a blow job; during a humpkin the grumpkin reciever humps the grumpkin givers face while holding the back of her head; hence HUMPkin.
"My you really humped my face while I was giving you a grumpkin Jimmy."
"Ah yes, cynthia, I did not want you to do all the work my dear. That was a humpkin"
"Ah yes, cynthia, I did not want you to do all the work my dear. That was a humpkin"
by nick April 07, 2005

A Painsnail is a miserable person, who likes to inflict misery on others for their own pleasure. Two-Faced in nature, they split up freindships and relationships with their venomous lies and backstabbing tactics.
painsnail will tell friend x that freind y said something she didn't - then run to freind y and tell them the same thing about friend x!
by Nick June 13, 2006

by Nick November 10, 2002

Similar to the popular F.U.P.A this is a reformed and politically correct version of the term. UGA refers to a Upper Genital Area, and is meant to be preceded by an adjective such as 'fat.'
by Nick November 19, 2003
