Nick's definitions

ounce night

get together one night and smoke an ounce

Ounce night this weekend

by Nick May 13, 2004

Royal Teacup

During anal sex, you pull out right before ejacualtion and make sure your partner's asshole is facing upward. Then cum into the gaping asshole and quickly suck it out like it's a cup of tea.

I did a Royal Teacup on Jane.

by Nick December 12, 2003

P Town

a city in the bay area of california called Pinole

p-town is the place for straight gangstas

by nick May 10, 2005

dundee test

A straightforward test carried out in nightclubs to ensure the chick you're chatting up is a chick and not a chick with a dick.

The test is performed simply by grabbing the subject by the groin to see whether or not you cop for a pair of bollocks. The test was famously carried out by Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee in the film of the same name, and is thus named after him.

My mate: "I really fancy that Hilary Swank"
Me: "You've got to be joking. She'd never pass the dundee test!"

by Nick April 3, 2008

shit a cold purple twinkie

A severe offense to one's sense of propriety or decency; an outrage; a disturbance of function, equilibrium, or mental faculties; a potentially fatal physiological reaction to a variety of conditions.

I nearly shit a cold purple twinkie when I heard of the horrible turn of events.

by nick May 26, 2006

slip n' bleed from the anus

Is what they should have called the slip n' slide, would have been fun if dad checked for rocks.

Dane: "watch this ma'" *pttth, NOOOOOO! AHHHH!!!

by Nick May 7, 2005

FF

Front Engine,Front Wheel Drive=FF

Hondas are front wheel drive,so they are shitty

by Nick May 12, 2003