Definitions by Michelle

johnny depp 

two words: DAMN FINE

If every guy looked like Johnny Depp there would be no lesbians in the world.

johnny depp by Michelle October 2, 2003

fuckwittage 

One who screws with people's emotions.

When person C asks out person L while person T is going out with C, Person C is emotional fuckwittage.

fuckwittage by Michelle October 2, 2003

818 

"The Valley" -- the San Fernando Valley that encompasses the northern portion of the City of Los Angeles (although it constantly wants to secede). Known for Valley Girls ("yeah, like gag me with a spoon... as if!"), the Galleria and a climate significantly hotter than the other side of the hill and thus rivaling Hell. Also the porn capital of the Western Hemisphere.

"My girlfriend is a figure model in the 818. So no future, but at least the sex is good."

818 by Michelle September 26, 2003

909 

Area code that serves as a nickname for the Inland Empire (Inland Valley, I.E.), which comprises San Bernardino and Riverside Counties (i.e., the entire region of southern California between Los Angeles and Orange Counties and the Arizona border). A great place to live between Los Angeles and Las Vegas if you don't mind the meth labs, cows, and dirt people.

"I would have gone out with him except he's from the 909."

909 by Michelle September 26, 2003

jastinate 

To anally violate someone with a foreign object, as with a flagpole, broom, etc.

Sherri came flying out of nowhere and before I knew it I had been jastinated.

jastinate by Michelle September 10, 2003

soft butch 

a female that is more masculine in additude, but not so much in the way she looks

she acts butch, but doesnt look butch

soft butch by Michelle September 2, 2003

GM 

used online for Good Morning

GM all

GM by Michelle September 2, 2003