Matt's definitions

Gorp

A Gorp is someone that sits in the bath tub and farts, then pops the bubbles with their nose.

Jeeze fart-bubble-popper, you're such a gorp!

by Matt March 17, 2003

knuckle nuts

getting hit in the balls

Trever asked Bob to hit him in the balls for pleasure.

by Matt August 28, 2003

Gill

Form of currency in the Final Fantasy world. Used in exchange for goods and serveices.

Shop Keeper: That'll be 250 Gill

Homeless Man: Will dance for Gill

by Matt February 19, 2005

Simsbury

One of the best towns in Connecticut, known for the academic excellence of their school system, and beautiful homes. Based on Mastery Test, and SAT scores, has the "smartest" school system in the state of Connecticut, and are ranked number 6 in the country, for the same statistic.

I live in Simsbury, possibly the best town in Connecticut, and it doesn't matter that my family pays so much in taxes because I have one of the best education systems in the country.

by Matt April 25, 2005

chin2.mpeg

A MUST download. A classic

by Matt August 7, 2003

h4x0rz

comes from the 1337 word h4x, mean one who can or does h4x.

"You are a ub3r h4x0rz."

by matt January 11, 2003

pantsdance

Where you put your hands in the back pockets of your pants and shake your pants around.

How 90s.

by matt February 13, 2004