banner ads

Normally small, long animated pictures used on websites by advertisers to catch the attention of surfers to bring in traffic(hits, visits) to their website.
That banner ad was about gay male porn.
by matt July 09, 2003
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Beadle's About

A cautionary exclamation usually uttered after breaking wind in order to warn those around you of the imminent smell. Derived from the television show "Watch Out, Beadle's About!" in which chirpy bearded funnyman, Jeremy Beadle, played convoluted pranks on an unsuspecting member of the public.
Crispin: Watch out, everyone, Beadle's about.

Helen: Did a rat die up your arse again,
Crispin, coz THAT STINKS.

Crispin: I did warn ya!


Note: Deviations on the same theme are also possible, eg. simply using the word "Beadle" to denote a flatulent eruption - "Sorry guys, I've just dropped a Beadle"
by Matt April 27, 2004
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nipple-bitch

A girl who has huge boobs and a damn nice ass!
Hannah is a nipple-bitch
by Matt April 09, 2005
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college catalog

When there are any combination of black, asian, and white people of mixed genders present at any location.

Named after the pictures of diversity that colleges send to high school students.
Guy 1: Look dude, it's an Indian chick, black chick, and an asian and white guy in that car.
Guy 2: It's like a college catalog in there.
by Matt August 19, 2006
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the strokes

A very, very kick ass band from NYC. They're by far one of the best shows you can see live.
I went to a Strokes concert and it was BAD ASS
by Matt June 22, 2004
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urban dictionary user

Someone who posts definitions on this site. There are two types of UD Users that I've noticed:
1) The user who tries very hard to post an unbiased opinion and not to take sides.
2) The user who is a complete and total douche and only posts insulting, vulgar, and downright rude definitions. These are also the users who flame like there's no tomorrow, band together to try to remove definitions that they don't agree with, and tend to have small dicks. In short, the users that are ruining this site.
Of the two users, the latter are the reason I resort to wikipedia more than here.
by Matt August 05, 2005
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