Matt's definitions

pigfish

A foul-smelling human being with short, stubby shanks and a propensity to wear soiled board-shorts over its inflated wedge. Predominantly South African in origin, they occasionally migrate to the UK and beyond in search of young females to annoy into procreation.

Get out of my fucking face, pigfish: you make me sick!

by Matt March 15, 2005

guh

a word that expresses confusion. or annoyance

guh! i cant find it!

guh?

by Matt July 13, 2004

mangela

Any female named Angela who is overly hairy, fat or masculine.

Dude I almost called her Mangela cause she looks like a man.

"I look like my dad." - Mangela

by matt January 31, 2004

L.L.B

Large booty blonde

Damn check out that LBB

by matt October 12, 2003

put down to sleep

A word or phrase people think of to avoid the truth, that "putting someone/thing down to sleep" is simply killing.

"Put down to sleep" is almost always used in the meaning of giving a pet animal a shot which will kill them, in order to put it out of its misery of a fatal sickness.

See also: abortion, silence

I guess we have to ki-- *cough* I mean, put our dog down to sleep, cuz it has SARS.

by Matt May 9, 2003

bluppet

A blowjob from a puppet.

Kermit The Frog gives a great bluppet!

by Matt September 24, 2003

Mosh

A group of people pushing each other around, punching and shoving for no apparent reason. Often done at heavy metal concerts.

Moshing is fun. \m/ \m/

by matt November 13, 2004