Matt's definitions

SoapBar

A crap brown hard drug sold as cannabis in england. Might have had something to do with cannabis at some point in it's past if you're lucky. Smoked by people who don't really like to get stoned too much (genrally tobacco smokers). Full of barbituates, records, industrial binding agents and worse. Sometimes refered to as solid or smackbar. Mostly smoked by kevs, trendies and peoples mum's.

Eugh was that fucking soapbar? - oh my god its soooooo foul. How can you smoke that shit?

by Matt October 20, 2004

gayvernor

New Jersey's answer to California's governator. Title for Jim McGreevey the first openly gay governor.

Arnold is the Governator as Jim McGreevey is the Gayvernor.

by Matt August 17, 2004

fahrenkamp

1)a very smart action

2) an extremely smart person

He pulled a fahrenkamp and aced his test

by matt October 6, 2004

chivel

Verb.
To pay off a debt in a smaller denomination of currency than the loan was originally made in, thus leaving the creditor with small change where he once had a note.
Often the small change, if accepted by the creditor, disappears on trivial purchases before the full loan is re-paid, meaning he never really recovers the debt's full worth.

Tom: Here's 10p for you, Mike. Now I only owe you £19.90p.

Mike: Hey - I told you when I lent you the money that I wouldn't stand chivelling. The smallest I will accept are £10 notes.

Tom: Ok Mike, I'm sorry. I'll never chivel a debt again.

by Matt April 28, 2004

morbid angel

Original death metal band from Florida. Featuring Trey Azagthoth on guitar and Pete Sandoval on drums. One of the best bands ever.

Morbid Angel's album Altars of Madness kicks your ass.

by matt September 28, 2006

Big Lebowski

Actually the title refers to the millionaire Jeffrey Lebowski, not The Dude.

We want the deadbeat Lebowski.

by matt August 29, 2005

Slice of Heaven

Hitting someone in the face with a used condom turned inside out (cock and cum side out).

My roommate bitched about being sexiled, so I gave him a slice of heaven with the condom I used.

by Matt April 12, 2005