Matt's definitions

nerd syndrome

A disease that stems from too much time at the computer, playing starcraft and other nerdy things.

Symptoms: Thick glasses, crooked nose, not leaving your room, getting below a 90% and panicking, having no friends, spending all your time on shit that doesn't matter, and having no fashion sense.

Adam Kirsh has MAD nerd syndrome.

by matt February 10, 2004

Black Scorpion

A really bad wrestler back in the day. Aka Al Perez.

Jeff Merrick: Black Scorpion promo for Ol'Grady's Tavern, take 1.
Black Scorpion: STING. REMEMBER WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU BEAT ME? HEH HEH HEH
Jeff Merrick: No no no! Talk about Monday nights at Ol'Grady's! Take it from the top.
Black Scorpion: STING. HEH HEH HEH...
Jeff Merrick: This guy just doesn't get it.

And who the heck is this Sting guy????

by matt November 5, 2004

narcissist

An individual, typically male, who suffers from an inferiority complex as a result of not receiving enough attention as a small child. As a result, this person suffers from an all-pervasive need for attention and often acts as if he/she is superior.

Napoleon is famous for the narcissism he developed as a reaction to his short stature.

by Matt July 5, 2004

Us3

A band that takes Acid Jazz one step further and actually raps over Jazz samples.

I just bought the Us3 cd "Hand on the Torch"

by Matt April 23, 2005

wallbanger

It is a drink with mixes Red Bull and Vodka.

"After drinking too many wallbangers, he threw up on himself but not before having the best night of his life"

by Matt March 7, 2005

lozenge

a made up word to make my girlfriend's roomate and her boyfriend look like sillypantses for parading about the word bandaid as if it had a meaning beyond its intrinsic definition.

Raki and Matt made up the word lozenge to piss off Katie and maybe John but he probably doesn't care.

by Matt February 13, 2005

inrection

Who wrote the last definition?

They didn't leave any personal details.

by Matt April 20, 2004