Matt's definitions

bombs over baghdad

The act of layin' some lovin on a fine lady.

Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang. Don't even bang, unless you plan to hit somethang.

by matt February 9, 2004

ESP

A company that makes guitars and basses. Originally started as a custom guitar shop, they later started mass-producing certain styles. The cheaper, Korean-made models are refered to as ESP LTDs. ESP guitars are mostly custom made, but they still sell a few "base" models. They are mostly used by hard rock and nu metal bands such as Deftones, Cold, Ill Niño, Skinlab, etc.

Their custom made guitars are way too expensive for my tastes, but if you like them, hey, go for it. www.espguitars.com

by Matt August 12, 2004

hood wax taco

It's the act of having sex with a girl with her ass on the hood of your car or truck. The next day when everything dries, you can see the "taco" outline on the hood.

Eric banged Sara on the hood of his Jeep. The next day I saw the hood wax taco and made this definition.

by matt April 13, 2005

alpha

The best. A state of awesomeness or something that is the most awesome.

Dude! That weed was ALPHA!

by matt October 16, 2004

etoile

A person with a shining personality that lights up the room and makes everyone feel warm and happy.

Matt is such an etoile that we invite him to all of our get-togethers.

by Matt March 8, 2005

Lavos

The final boss in Chrono Trigger. Looks like a porcupine with a large frontal vagina.

...but beware that bucket in the corner.

by Matt June 29, 2004

tft

Thin Film Transistor. An LCD screen technology used in laptop's and some of the newer type monitors. These form circuits that are several microns in thickness. A micron is 1 millionth of a meter

I got a 17" TFT laptop screen!

by Matt August 8, 2004