Mark's definitions

penis monkey

(a) Hard to define, the word stems from the original idea that John Bauman is the one and only important person in the entire world. The word can be used in pretty much any situation for any reason...however, everytime someone uses the word, it does nothing but reflect on the true nature that John Bauman is untouchable.

(b) A hit song by John Bauman.

(c) The penis on a monkey.

John: Mark, what are you doing today?
Mark: I don't know.
John: Clyde's sucks.
Mark: I know. Jackie is a cocktease.
John: The queen. <shaking head>
(pause)
Mark: *cough...cough* PENIS MONKEY.

by Mark April 14, 2005

gub

a mouthpiece to make unbearable sounds

that billy has some gub on him

by Mark October 9, 2003

oc

ocean citey maryland where all the girl go to get drunk and have sex with me!

man last time i went to oc i was so trashed i woke up and this chick i slept wiht pissed the bed!

by mark April 8, 2004