Mark's definitions

The Hobgoblin

A sexual maneuver in which the male grabs one leg and hops on one foot while the female is giving him head.

After the party, Billy and Lucy went to their room and did the hobgoblin.

by mark December 24, 2008

Schwanik

'I like, that's cool'.

Chris: 'Hey, look at this uber cool trick or look I've got this really rare Pokemon Card'
Jesse: 'Schwanik'

by Mark November 10, 2003

Suxxors Cooxor

Another term for "sucks male body organ". This is often used on the Internet and in real life. Suxxors cooxor can also be replaced with; suxxors, suxxors cooxors, suxxors coxor, and other words containing "suxor, suxxor, suckor" in the beginning. Originally first used in 2005.

John: We gotta do a 10-page essay today.
Kelly: That suxxors cooxor(s)!

by Mark September 18, 2005

aweshole

Adj. When something is obviously not awesome, or when something is obviously really awesome.

This picture is aweshole. i love it. it sucks. i hate it. it's great.

by MARK March 7, 2005

messed up

1.)To be wasted or drunk. (see wasted).
2.)To be beaten up badly.
3.)Something that is strange or weird.

look at that 6 legged freak, that is messed up!

by Mark October 13, 2003

moses

Adjective - Extremely hot circumstances.

Man, it's Moses in this room.

by Mark November 13, 2003

gfunker

the best rocketer in the game of halo. full warthogs become empty in seconds. smoke everywhere

You got funker by gufunker= (Rockted and your dead)

by mark April 26, 2004