Mark's definitions

flobby

Abi Bygrave

Gav:Do some sit ups
Abi:Are you calling me flobby?

by mark October 1, 2003

Roark

noun. The smartest, sexiest man on the internet. Legend holds that he's hung like a Clysdale and smarter than Neal Stephenson.

I wish I could be Roark, but I am not great enough, nor will I ever be.

by Mark January 24, 2005

Humped Zebra Crossing

A term used in the UK for a giant speed bump with a striped crosswalk on top of it.

He bottomed out his csr on the humped zebra crossing.

by Mark January 21, 2005

hork

to smoke, usu. in reference to marijuana

Hey Joe, want to come and hork this pipe with me?

by mark September 2, 2003

Ruffian

An unattractive member of the opposite sex.

Chris: How was last night?
Mark: It was great, I pulled a real fittie, but Josh was left with her RUFFIAN mate.
Chris: So did he pull her?
Mark: fo shizzle my nizzle

by Mark January 19, 2004

JEDI

Someone with high skills to do almost anything when comes between a battle, With a kick ass lightsaber color :D.

Mark will become a known jedi for centuries

by Mark December 1, 2003

rentabrain

an absolute idiot
someone requiring a brain because they do not have a brain.
diddy
dobber

Mr Douglas: oi rentabrain get the your arse out of the mud/cowshit.

by mark January 1, 2005