Mark's definitions

appleyard

a sexually irresponsible geordie with the morals of a sewer rat and a number of STDs

You'd have to be a total appleyard to shag Carter

by mark September 9, 2003

Like a Fox

"Like a Fox" is used after an action that one has just achieved as a discriptive phrase. When you have done something, adding "Like a Fox!" at the end will emphisize the slyness, talent or precision you or someone else has achieved something. "Like a Fox" can also be said; "Like Fox!". Like a Fox is traced back as far as an ancient phanton comic, where the Phantom states; "Crazy like a fox"

"I tricked you Like a Fox!"
"I am smart Likke Fox!"
"Stupid like a fox!" -Homer

by Mark November 14, 2004

bod

Verb: to fail to finish a (usually alcoholic) drink. May be combined with a descriptor of your choice, eg "donation bod" (giving the remnant of a drink to a friend).

It's bad to bod a bud in bed.

by Mark March 15, 2004

march of triumph

the gender inverse of the walk of shame. the march of triumph is the male counterpart, usually implying final success in a project. the bright sunlight, the walk home, the smell of kootch on your fingers. it's the shit.

Roommate: "Where were /you/ last night?"
Guy: "Just did the march of triumph back from so-and-so's place..."

by mark May 14, 2004

tubz

a big scary, loveabl, joke telling machine!

Tubz told a great joke the other day

by Mark November 23, 2004

Lubbie

lesbian girl with a moustache

man, look at that Lubbie, she has a thick moustache

by mark May 16, 2003

gub

Large smelly hole

as in dont fall into the gub.

by Mark October 9, 2003