lezbo limo

Alternate term for the Subaru Outback.

The Outback is very popular with lesbian couples, particularly in mountainous regions.
My straight friend just purchased herself a Subaru Outback.
The lezbo limo sometimes appeals to the straights as well.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 06, 2021
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summer length sack

The elongated version of a human scrotum which appears in searing hot weather conditions.
I just did a video search on the word nekkade and witnessed a ridiculous summer length sack. Why was that guy riding his bike in the nude?
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 04, 2010
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free James Brown

The act of defecation.

Other terms which express this action include raise a stink and paint the town brown.
person 1: I really need to get in the bathroom.

person 2: Just go whiz behind the house, nobody'll see you.

person 1: But I gotta free James Brown!

person 2: wanna borrow my mom's Holy Bible to wipe with? The pages are surprisingly soft.

person 1: ok that sounds cool, but how come YOU get to be person 2? I'm the one dropping the deuce!

person 2: Look bro, I'm just a fictional character in a hypothetical conversation which was contrived for the purposes of illustration. Go ask hecktor dangus.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 05, 2010
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crimson twat stamp

The mark and/or odor that is left on an object after a nude menstruating woman has seated herself upon it.

Regular twat stamps are inherently all but invisible, but they may be easily detected by a person or animal with a keen sense of smell.

By contrast, crimson twat stamps are more distinctive, by both sight and odor.

see also: murder scene
Donnie's mattress looks like the aftermath of a Sex Pistols concert due to the excessive number of crimson twat stamps on it. One thing's for sure, he is not afraid of Aunt Flo.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 14, 2008
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raise a stink

Sharing a bathroom with male roommates can be tricky at times. The key to proper lavatory planning often entails getting in your morning shower before someone else decides to raise a stink.
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fried butterfly

The most special of all lady parts. The front hole.
People complain a lot about political censorship on Twitter, but at least they still allow women to post pics of their fried butterfly.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. February 12, 2020
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McBoatfacing

Making the critical mistake of letting the internet decide things.

Back story:

Boaty McBoatface (also known as Boaty) is the British lead boat in a fleet of three robotic lithium battery–powered autonomous underwater vehicles (AUVs) of the Autosub Long Range (ALR) class. Launched in 2017 and carried on board the polar scientific research vessel RRS Sir David Attenborough, she is a focal point of the Polar Explorer Programme of the UK Government.

The name Boaty McBoatface was originally proposed in a March 2016 #NameOurShip online poll to name the £200 million polar scientific research ship being constructed in the Cammell Laird shipyard in Birkenhead for the United Kingdom's Natural Environment Research Council (NERC).2 BBC Radio Jersey presenter James Hand coined the humorous suggestion Boaty McBoatface for the poll, and the name quickly became the most popular choice by far, with 33% of the vote to 11% for the second choice. The name was described as a homage to Hooty McOwlface, an owl named through an "Adopt-a-Bird" programme in 2012 that became popular on the Internet.
One of the more famous examples of McBoatfacing is the Hooty McOwlface incident.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 12, 2024
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