Kyle 's definitions

dazed

to have a small instrument.

Girl: "You're Dazed!"
Marc: ":("

by kyle September 24, 2003

slamhog

even worse than a slampig.

hun after sleeping with 10 of my friend u are upgranded from a slmpig to a slamhog.

by Kyle May 16, 2003

nelphie

Nelphie is a term that originated in Creston, Iowa. It's understood to mean loser, but no one can really give you a concrete definition of what a nelphie is. If you ask, all you will get for a response is simply "You." or "If you have to ask you probably are one." My personal definition for a nelphie is hot topic clothing (bondage pants, shits with stupid sayings), stupid hair cuts (shaved heads except the bangs, mohawks), and listen to mall metal (Slipknot, Mudvayne, Mushroomhead). Also most nephies don't have jobs and never leave Creston (or the hometown that is partial to your town's nelphies)

Someone that wears bondage pants, a shirt that says "i'm not antisocial, i just don't like you" and is pumped about the new Mudvayne CD is a Nelphie

by kyle August 7, 2004

steam

is meant to make u kill urself

Sucide Note:
Steam screwed me over so much i am gunna jump off this buidling

by kyle March 3, 2004

Grindage

Better know by the word food

i need some grindage, pull in to white castle.

by kyle August 24, 2004

Sil-eighty

A Nissan Car that is the hatchback 240SX in the US (180SX in Japan) with a Silvia front clip installed on the front of the car, it was made bacause in japan the 180sx front ends are to high in cost to replace after a crash, but the Silvia front clips are cheaper and easier to find.

Hints the Name Sil-Eighty, Sil fron Silvia and Eighty from 180sx

Also note that Nissan made 500 offical Sil-Eightys.

That Sil-Eighty just flew by us like we are sitting still!

by Kyle January 11, 2004

Perfect Pizza

Pervert. Refer to constipated weiner dog.

This guy named Perfect Pizza told me to fuck a dog at Mac World.

by Kyle March 29, 2004