eli manning

Opposite of Pat Tillman; self centered, spoiled. Whereas Pat Tillman asked "What can I do for my country?" Eli Manning asks "What can you do for me?" More specifically, Eli Manning asks Daddy to ask you what you can do for Eli.

Pronoun: Better not spoil your son or he'll end up like Eli Manning!

Verb: I'm going to Eli Manning my boss today. Either he obeys my Daddy's orders and gives me a raise or my Daddy will get me another job.

by kyle May 12, 2004

Jimi Hendrix

The most amazing guitarist ever. He's one of those musicians you wish you could be as good as, but you never ever will.

Nobody is a better guitarist than Hendrix. Not even Eric Clapton

by Kyle February 26, 2005

Poko

A huge asshole. One that is a smelly slob and steals from friends.

Poko sux.

by Kyle August 10, 2003

bof

Somewhere between both and the south.

We got bof 'm all horses tied up right there.

by Kyle June 08, 2003

sit down zbz

To be owned in only the greatest of ways.

Oh,did you just take a hot load to the face? Sit down zbz.

by kyle July 10, 2004

friction burn

what happens when you beat off too much too fast not using lubricant...

Girl: why is ur penis all red and brusied?
boy: thats friction burn baby!

by Kyle May 13, 2005

pine

Sitting on the sideline (bench) during a sporting event, but a member of the team.

What's up? Coach got you ridin' the pine?

by Kyle January 07, 2004