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if

1. The strongest word in the english dictionary.

2. Also I.F. Stands for index file

1. If... When, where, what, why, and who

2. We could look up the index file if we had a index file

by kyle June 1, 2004

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deuce

A rabbit with colorings similar to a Butterfinger.

Dude, deuce pissed on Mary's blanket.

Shit, hide it in the corner, maybe she'll forget.

by Kyle March 12, 2005

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phat and ugly

(Pretty hot and tempting) (and no dout) (undeniably good looking, and young)

I meet a hottie, 29 years old, I told her she was phat and ugly, she slapped me, but appologized after I told her what I ment

by kyle May 28, 2004

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An economically-damaged state where many morons actually move in. Aren't they aware of Oregon's economy and how hard it is to get a job? An overall boring state that's probably good for snowboarders and skiers, but for everyone else, it really sucks. Don't move here. It's a state where boredom would eat away at you like a skin disease.

People say I should move to California. Maybe I'll take that under advisement.

by Kyle February 27, 2005

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