Josh's definitions

grep

To find a pattern in a given input.

grep "pattern" FILE

Or:

"I grep'd your product's manual, but found nothing about 'what to do if product is on fire'."

by Josh January 17, 2003

ah um

It is slang for 'i am'.

You:You going out tonight?
Me:ah um

by Josh July 26, 2003

Computer User

Josh Porter: Simply comming from the latin word meaning " SIMPLY FUCKIN AWSOME, WHOEVER DONT HAVE A COMPTUER SUCKS ASS". A computer user has manty benefits, if you get robbed you can say "Please stop im a comptuer user" and you will simply get away from being robbed. Or in other cases if a cop pulls you over you can say "Dont take me to jail i got a comptuer and three monitors at home, here want a picture there in my wallet".

For Example:"Wow look at him hes so Comptuer User"

by Josh May 6, 2004

yourmum

A useless insult used when losing an arguement (see: "can-you-get-out-of-my-library", and "schoolpolicy")

Max: "your gay"
Josh: "yourmum's gay"

by Josh March 13, 2003

Mendon High School

school in Pittsford New York full of potheads and nasty slutty bitch girls and their sports teams are not nearly as good as Sutherlands

Sutherland beat Mendon 3 times last year in basketball

by Josh October 10, 2004

shit hammered

Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.

Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.

After fifteen car bombs, Bob was shit hammered.

by josh January 21, 2004

rusty sheriff badge

Known as an ass hole/anus

Bill took it in the rusty sheriff badge.

by Josh April 23, 2004