Jon's definitions

goff

How moronic chavs say "goth" as they are unable to pronounce the "th"

Hey you goff! I'm gonna knock you spark out!

by Jon April 3, 2005

patouhas

Greek God. Oh man, a Patouhas is just amazing at anything and everything.

Wow, that's so good that it's almost Patouhas good.

by Jon April 23, 2005

flackshack

A newly painted home.

I live in the flakshack that Larry had just painted.

by Jon December 8, 2004

Seattle

A city in Washington State.

What can I say? I live in California, and I hate it. Seattle is my place, and even though it does has it flaws, I still, and always love the Emerald City.

Seattle, A Jewel Of The Pacific Northwest.

by Jon March 14, 2005

gug

A generous and loving mother-in-law and/or grandmother

(Question) "Hey kids, wanna go over to Gug's house?" (Answer) "Yipee!"

by Jon December 25, 2003

The Big Game

The best rivalry in college football. Stanford University plays University California Berkeley (Cal) for The Axe. The Big Game in 1982 had the most spectacular but controversial finish in the history of college football. Simply called The Play, five Cal players touched the ball on a zany kickoff return that gave Cal a 25-20 victory, although I swear the second player's knee was down.

Stanford has the record for consecutive Big Game victories, winning in 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 00, and 01.

Cal has won the last two Big Games.

by Jon January 1, 2004

cold-cock

To knock someone unconscious.

"When Bill and I fight, I'm totally gonna cold-cock that guy".

by Jon May 13, 2005